January 2010
208 posts
‘American Idol’: The Audition Episodes Are Almost... →
popculturebrain:
Thank. The. Lord.
(via fancasttv)
Also, this conversation occurred between Dr....
Him: Have you ever been to a famous symphony orchestra concert?
Me: No.
Him: You haven't?
Me: Not really.
Him: NEVER?
Me: The fact that I haven't didn't change between two seconds ago and now, so no."
I just got pulled out of Convo
And yelled at by Dr. Ethington for being on my computer during a performance. I feel so badass. I totally would have refuted against what he was saying to me too, but he was continuing to lecture me on being disruptive during performances while a performance was going on. The irony of that was enough to make me sit down with a smile on my face.
Rather than "spring semester," I propose that...
I am unironically listening to "You Belong With...
srsly:
This is what my life has been reduced to.
Fuck my life. Up the ass. With a remote control.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
But Windows...
What if I don’t want your updates? What if I really, really don’t care what grandly f’ed up new feature your “update” contains and don’t want to restart my computer to install EVER? No, I don’t want to postpone the restart/installation ten minutes, one hour, or four hours. I want to postpone it indefinitely, probably cancel it altogether. Why...
#thoughtsduringyourfirsttime
“Stop being sweet about losing your virginity and making me feel bad for losing mine when I was 15 on a mattress/box spring with no frame before going to see Wizard of Oz at a local high school with this girl who turned out to be a pathological liar, coke head, and is now married with three children.” - My friend, on his ~first tiem~
I fucked up a lot of things that are supposed to...
Let me tell you something about Teddi Lopez.
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Teddi was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me...
This actually happened.
The following conversation ensued between myself and a fraternity brother this weekend at a party. Literally none of this is an exaggeration, it's word for word.
Guy: Hey, are you single?
Me: No.
Guy: We should hook up!
Me: Not a chance.
Guy: Will you give me your number?
Me: Not if you were the last guy on earth.
Guy: I'm gonna go get another beer now, but I'll find you later girl!
A+ use of tax dollars right here. →
We like to argue, but there is one thing we can...
Hiccups suck.
My 365 blog: verdictlessyear.tumblr.com
THIS is how serial killers are made. →
BRB crying.
The IT guy called me this morning about my dead laptop… he said that they just sent it out for repairs. Looking at it in the most optimistic light possible, this means: 1 day for it to get there, 1 day of repairs, 1 day for it to get back. At the very earliest, I will get my computer back on FRIDAY. More than likely, I will not get it back until next week.
I don’t think these...
Final Fantasy in short:
thatguychad:
Attacked. Pick spell/sword slash.
Run.
Attacked. Pick spell/sword slash.
Cut scene. Power up. Meet new friend.
Attacked. Pick spell/sword slash.
Repeat.
Tru.
Sitting at an actual computer for the first time...
I feel born again.
I just audibly swooned, in the middle of the...
This + 90% of what I post in my tumblr = why am I not heinously obese?
In case anyone cares, I'm starting a 365 blog when...
http://verdictlessyear.tumblr.com